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8 Common Things Between Men in Black and Men in White

Fictional account of an all powerful elite organization that keep constant watch over society. Operates in secrecy- its activities causes horrific havoc but are above accountability. Takes extreme measure to neutralize its enemies. Enemies are locked up, forgotten by society and often never seen again. Occasionally fucks up and let lose dangerous aliens. Employs insidious brainwashing techniques to mask their activities from the general public. Uses trashy tabloids as a useful source of information. Humorless main protagonist goes by the name of K.

Fictional account of an all powerful elite organization that keep constant watch over society. Operates in secrecy- its activities causes horrific financial havoc but are above accountability. Takes extreme measure to neutralize its enemies. Enemies are locked up, forgotten by society and often never seen again. Occasionally fucks up and let lose dangerous terrorist. Employs insidious propaganda techniques to mask their activities from the general public. Uses trashy newspaper as a useful source of misinformation. Humorless main protagonist goes by the name of LKY.