In The House

He's back! The best anti-hero of all time, Dr. Gregory House *rapturous applause*


House-isms:

"Everybody lies."


“Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks.”


“No, if you talk to God you’re religious. If God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”


“Awesome. A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. Think of all the places I can make Foreman search.”


Cameron – “What are you looking for?”
House – “Same as you. Love, acceptance, a solid return in investment.”


Chase – “We’ve got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes. Earliest Foreman could get the machine.”
House – “I teach you to lie and cheat and steal and the second my back is turned you wait in line!”


Cameron: Men should grow up.
House: And dogs should stop licking themselves, but it isn't gonna happen.


Dr. House: [talking to Wilson about a patient and quickly changing the subject as he sees Dr. Cuddy coming] —the cutest little tennis outfit! My God, I thought I was going to have a heart attack! Oh my! I didn't see you there - That is so embarrassing...
Dr. Cuddy: How's your hooker doing?
Dr. House: Oh, sweet of you to ask, funny story, she was going to be a hospital administrator, but hated having to screw people like that.



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