Saturday, April 30, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
It's Party Time!
Pretty Cool Graphic Representation of GE2011
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SDP Loves Singapore Video
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Advice
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Thursday, April 07, 2011
Dear...
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, UnicornsDear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, LogicDear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The TitanicDear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, AnonymousDear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, CanadaDear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, SpidersDear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael JacksonDear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, GoogleDear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BPDear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King TritonDear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, JackDear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little TriangleDear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, ShakespeareDear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, VuvuzelasDear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, GodDear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, ColorblindDear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger WoodsDear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your BallsDear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprioDear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, MulanDear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, JulietDear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, UnimpressedDear Sex Educators,
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.
Sincerely, The Virgin MaryDear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast
Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
The one about Google and Yahoo! made me LOL
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